Trying to work our how we beat Manchester United 7-0 and then go and lose 1-0 at Bournemouth could damage the brain. Last week everyone was in line for MOTM today none of them were. Bournemouth is better known for retirement homes than football and today we got the retirement home blues – on a day made even worse because Everton went and won. I’m off for a bit of sunshine in Spain dreading the thoughts of what Real Madid can do to us if this team turns up.